basturma 

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw

dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...

basturma by shavout February 5, 2008

baftermath 

The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.

Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!

baftermath by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

Blastermann

A Blastermann is a new breed of a kind of animal (Nu-Metal) thought to be extinct around the late 1990's. Deriving influences from similar places as the earlier species although with alot more enphasis on Thrash Metal bands such as Metallica

Dude Blastermann are AWESOME!!

Blastermann by tom branning June 24, 2009

Basturmating 

Parking in the grass

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

Basturmating by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022

Basteraud 

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.

That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .

Basteraud by RedRiver July 4, 2009

banterman 

The ultimate source of banter. The batman of not shutting the fuck up. Sometimes entertaining. Probably your roomate. Good luck.

Fuuuck, Banterman man is back, the jokes are rollinn in.

banterman by bim bim July 26, 2016

Basteria 

1. The act or art of being a bastard. Also spelled as Bastaria.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.

"Basteria", he screamed as I kicked over all of his books.

Basteria by Cody Stuckenschneider November 21, 2007