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Rick Baster 

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.
Rick Baster by flashrecord March 26, 2022
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.
"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.


Master Baster by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009
A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.
Basterd by Jane Oak August 1, 2009

Bastfried 

Best fried Bc you like fried chicken
Cheese narwhal is my bastfried
Bastfried by Waterchickennnnn January 17, 2017