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A child born in wedlock. Obviously, the antonym of bastard.
Many years ago in the deep South, illegitimate children were labeled "bastards" on their birth certificates. They were in small numbers. Nowadays, bastarfs are found in smaller numbers than they used to be.
by some punk kid April 03, 2005
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The misspelling of bastard when you get so mad at someone you can't type correctly.
by Interactions Aka Chey April 24, 2017
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