• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
Someone who was born without married parents.
You're a bastard.
by Homosapien July 21, 2003
bastard
A bastard can turn out a disgrace to society, or a hero to himself or his family. Many people look at bastard as a boy/girl without a dad. If you dont have a dad that simply means instead of someone telling you what to do and following their rules and opinions, you have the oppurtunity to be one of a kind.
Bastard
1. I am a bastard, I dont never met my dad, but its 100% guaranteed I could kick his ass.
2. That bastard has been to jail more then the both of us put together.
3. Jared is a piece of white trash bastard... in a beautiful way.
by BASTARDLY SWAGG August 01, 2012
A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.
Victor and Samantha are such sexy bastards.
by John 'Bastard' Citizen July 16, 2009
Someone so screwed up and retarded his father wouldn't marry his mother.
I hate that bas tard.
by Dougyfresh March 04, 2009
one of many options checked for use in heavy industry, the bastard is the medium to heavy humble servent to the masterkraftsman of the shop floor. known and renowned for takes the edge off of unagreeable finish,mark you watch that bastard shunt.
hail bastard, fucking hail!
by silencut March 01, 2009
If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.
"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."
by Black-Velvet November 18, 2008
1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.
1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!
by Outbound Flight February 02, 2008
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