• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.
Or...
"George Bush was a bastard."
#douche #madman #loser #bitch #motherfucker
by inzomniacFTW March 25, 2010
A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.
" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard !"
#bastard #crap #uneven #unfair #mean
by Mr.Noah March 04, 2010
a person who has no contact with their biological father.
Ben is a bastard who doesn't know his father.
by Radboy March 29, 2005
Not an illegitimate child or swear word, the manga from the 1980s.
A pretty entertaining but fairly cheesy manga with references to things like heavy metal since the creator is a huge fan of heavy metal. Once you get pass the beginning chapters is where the insanity starts kicking in. Dark Schneider is the main character, a womanizer and supposedly the world's strongest sorcerer. Insanity in the manga includes ridiculous things like breaking a black hole, running faster than light, destroying a galaxy with one hit, creating mini-universes in one's hands and having defenses that are so ridiculous such as having to destroy atoms in the physical and spiritual world. It's a fairly entertaining manga but beware of the cheese.
Bastard is awesome, despite Dark Schneider being a womanizer and the epitome of cheesiness.
#manga #anime #heavy metal #1980s #cheese
by Hellrider285 January 18, 2014
a person i hate
man your a bastard
#hi #no #yes #maybe #mayonnaise
by warren 764 May 25, 2015
A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.
At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!
#bastard #born with out one parent #bitch #basterd #douche #basstard
by Boo You Whore! January 08, 2011
a person who gets Fridays off when his friends don't
Oh yah, it's Thursday... that means you have today off eh? You bastard!
#dickhead #jerk #hoser #dicktree #fucker
by neadamthal June 18, 2009
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