• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead
and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
Referring to the SCO
Below is our (SCO's) business strategy
1. File lots of lawsuits
a real ass hole or someone without married parents
Josh is a bastard
Antonym - marital spawn.
Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.
Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
1) A person born with parents out of marriage
2)A person born without a father
3)A person without a father
4)A person that is irritating or annoying
blah blah blah blah
Hey stop that noise you bastard!
Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.
"George Bush was a bastard."
Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."