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2.
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
 
22.
n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.
by Dyslexic Bibliophile April 27, 2007
 
23.
an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!
"he cheated on me, the bastard"
by bob is your uncle September 02, 2008
 
24.
the by-product of two thoughtless folks knocking boots to get off !!
"Damn Jerome, you done got me pregnant, and now I got my own lil Bastard"
by Bastard from Birth May 13, 2005
 
25.
Where's my daddy?
1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.
by Beast November 18, 2003
 
26.
whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard!!!)
Da Train and Da Goldfish
by Chineko July 20, 2003
 
27.
Someone who killed your dog.
That bloody bastard killed my dog!
by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013
 
28.
An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.
He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day
by harro123 February 09, 2011