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32.
Antonym - marital spawn.
Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.
by big kahuna November 11, 2003
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1.
One born without married parents.
Ben is a bastard.
by Kikaider June 27, 2003
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2.
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
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3.
1. A way to insult another person in a vulgar way.

2. A child born without wed parents.
1. You rotten bastard!

2. Yeh, that's just some poor bastard kid there.
by Vegeta-sama June 17, 2004
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4.
1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.
damn bastards
by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004
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5.
One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.
Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.
by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003
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6.
a small town in Norway
i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place
by oaketree March 24, 2005
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7.
Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
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