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21.
Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.
1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?

2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.
by Riftalope February 12, 2007
 
1.
One born without married parents.
Ben is a bastard.
by Kikaider June 27, 2003
 
2.
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
 
3.
1. A way to insult another person in a vulgar way.

2. A child born without wed parents.
1. You rotten bastard!

2. Yeh, that's just some poor bastard kid there.
by Vegeta-sama June 17, 2004
 
4.
1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.
damn bastards
by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004
 
5.
One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.
Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.
by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003
 
6.
a small town in Norway
i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place
by oaketree March 24, 2005
 
7.
Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004