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Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.
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Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.
"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006
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Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.
That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.
by AceTW September 26, 2004
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Term referring to the word bastard, often used to get around language filters in online games.
OMG! They Killed 1337skillz! You bastages!!
by Purplepig2 June 27, 2007
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Used to refer negatively to a person who has wronged you. A combination of bastard and savage.
Those bankers that caused the economic recession sure are bastages.
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an affectionate term for a friend who is being a twat. see twat for further information.
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bastages is another word for basterd
bastages...
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