bosseyedness 

A disease which effects 1 percent of Britains. When your eyes are permanently bosseyed. It doesn't impair eyesight and yet people with bosseye are routinely discriminated against.

Just like and form of discrimination, It should be stopped.

My little brother developed bosseyedness and now he can't stop looking at me.

bosseyedness by jwx12 November 26, 2010

brasseye 

Classic mid 90's British Comedy written and staring Chris Morris. Pretense for show is spoof news documentary on controvertial modern day issues such as Science, Drugs and most famously Paedophilia. Many celebs were roped into the show and then made to look very silly. Richard Blackwood told viewers about the dangers of special Paedophile keyboards that excrete the smell of a child when used. ROlf Harris spoke of the dangers of "Cake" - a Czech originated drug that makes users necks swell so much it eventually suffocates them. Genius.

Man - Did you see Brasseye last night?
Man 2 - Sure did, twas ace.
Man - Certainly was.

brasseye by Mister Pea September 26, 2006

Bassey 

This name is from Nigerian origin. People with the name bassey often have the the Africian trait of having a huge penis. People with th name bassey are also are extremely good looking

Wow he look like a bassey

Bassey by Madting123 December 6, 2018

Bassey 

This name is of nigerian origin.
Pronounced bassee
The name is normally associated with males with Impressive penis

Wow he felt like a bassey

Bassey by Madting123 December 6, 2018

Bassemed 

When your live streaming and your phone gets jacked right out of your hand.

While I was live streaming a protest somebody ran up and bassemed my phone.

Bassemed by Knuckle Buster June 9, 2015

Shirley Bassey 

Cockney rhyming slang for Surely - Surely not.

You didn't do that Shirley Bassey

Shirley Bassey by Yoseph1 May 25, 2012

Bass Eye 

"Bass Eye" a format of human eyes where one or both eye/s are lookin to the side slightly as thou not looking at you but thru you. Not to be confused with a lazy eye, bass eye is only a minor deviation of the eye.

Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.

"Woh man, did you see the bass eyes on that chick, yikes!"

"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"

Bass Eye by NorthernFirepower September 3, 2009