absolutely the cutest and most lovable dog ever...loyal for life...bassets have tons of energy, but love to sleep as well. they have a sixth sense and will always make you laugh.
my basset hound stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed in the face...
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It means you're about to go lay naked in bed with another man.
After work tonight I'm going to hunt down a beer and Basset Hound.
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A member of the scent hound family of dogs. They are known for their very long ears, adorable sad expression, and talentled nose. A basset's sense of smell is second only to the bloodhound. They have very long ears, a prominent haw (which gives them droopy looking eyes), and short little legs. They usually weigh 50-70 lbs. The basset hound was initially bred for hunting rabbits. Basset means "low set" in french.

Bassets are very sweet, kind-hearted dogs. They love everyone and everything and will drag you to say hello to everyone they see (or smell!). They have the traditional hound stubborness, but owners love them for it! This determination to get their way is often comical. They are not the dog for you if you demand a dog's undivided attention or obedience, but are the perfect dog for someone who will love them to pieces and have a sense of humor about their antics.

Beware- You will become addicted to this wonderful breed!
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1. BASSET HOUND = Mountain lion a male 45 -55 yo. 2. A Basset Hound is similar to a Wolf Hound, only it refers to an un-attrative past his prime man seeking younger women. 3. The only difference between the terms Basset Hound and and Wolf Hound are that Wolf Hounds are usually somewhat attractive and Basset Hounds are usually quit wrinkled, worn out and loose.
What happened to Charlie Sheen he is such a Basset Hound.
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The act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his dick. Ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a "Basset Hound."
Stop gagging and do the basset hound.
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Sad, saggy, and downright droopy boobs.
She either needs a new bra or a boob lift because she is suffering from a serious case of 'Basset Hound Boobs.'
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The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
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