4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix
Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!
by Alex April 16, 2003
a last name that causes many people to get made fun of
person1 :"whats your name"
person2 :"bob bass"

two days later

by bassgirl December 07, 2005
The instrument that no one cares/knows about.
Guy 1: Wow that guitar player is amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too.
Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish?
Guy 2: .........
by TurtleSayShnarf April 01, 2009
your fat sister who does nothing
but sit on the coach and eat all the food
and has the undying reek of a dead fish
Dude you've turned into a total bass.
You disgust me.
by t-radical squared May 11, 2005
origin: bad (english) and ass (english)

a bastardization of those words, non-superlative version of "bad ass" as in
1) extremely good/pleasing
2) impressive
How was the show last night?
by Sean Hellfritsch March 25, 2004
A four string guitar that is several octaves lower than a guitar. It is more commonly played with your fingers than a pick. Also, bassers (more commonly known as bassists) are usually the weird ones in the band.

They are also usually quieter and calmer than guitarists and drummers. And can therefore usually be pushed around more easily.
Guitarist Chick: Let me straighten your ridiculously curly hair!

Basser Dude: NO!

Guitarist Chick: Pleeeeease...

Basser Dude: Okay, fine.
by Sexy Guitar Chicks July 16, 2005
The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.
Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."
by Reverend Pobjoy July 29, 2015

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