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silicone baskets 

Slang for female breasts. Not to be confused with milkwagons.
There is no way those breasts are real they have to be silicone baskets

Bassetts 

To be in "all sorts of trouble".

Bassetts is more than just a word, it's a way of life! Invented in The Medway Towns in 1999, this word has spread like wildfire throughout the country.
"Oh shit, I'm in Bassetts"!

"That bloke is in a shit-load of Bassetts"!

"Ah, he's a Bassetts man"!
(i.e. he's a man that is continuously in all sorts of trouble).

Bassetts by Sean Collins September 12, 2007

basketshelf 

A sensei of great power and wisdom and does push-ups on his pinkies. He is also great at card jitsu in club penguin. He also loves orange je-lo in the shape of MARSHAWN lynch. His best friend is a turkey named johnathon tinkle winkle. He gets all of his furniture from Dave and busters and college dorms. His hobbies consist of mario, water polo, eating orange je-lo, doing backflips, black people, punching Oreos, doing push-ups on his pinkies, and boxing action figure batman. He also lives with Waldo, Shaquille O Neal, johnathon the turkey, FLO from progressive, Jake from State Farm, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Basketshelf is love basketshelf is life
basketshelf by Kill bill April 7, 2015

flange baskets 

Exclamation upon finding yourself in an unfortunate situation.
"Damn, we are stuck in a hole"
"Flange Baskets!"
flange baskets by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

hanging baskets 

Big fat saggy droopy knockers, most often found on fat old dogs
I would mind them hanging baskets around my corn on the cob
hanging baskets by Dan DeLion November 23, 2006

shlupin' baskets 

trippin out when your high or drunk
'man i'm shlupin' baskets from that last L'
shlupin' baskets by cory joncas August 8, 2007