Ass Basketry 

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

Ass Basketry by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

basketride 

When a female or receiving male, sits in a basket that is wound so that when released gyrates in circular motion whilst the other partner sits below the basket with his penis inserted into the vagina or anus. Apparently this causes extreme pleasure on the part of the one not in the basket.

Hey eddie how was your trip to Thailand?

It was great man, i paid 1,000 Baht for a basketride and i came in like 10 seconds, fucking amazing man.

basketride by B.R Fanatic May 22, 2008

Egg Basketed 

To get someone Pregnant

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."

Egg Basketed by Anesthetique March 18, 2015

Basketeering 

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

Basketeering by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010

basketbrawl 

When the basket ball count becomes a zoo for thugs.

Ron Artest, Indiana Pacers basketbrawl thug, whose idea of defending himself is to climb 10 rows into the stands, slugging as he goes, claiming he is a victim.

basketbrawl by antigirl November 23, 2004

Basketeer 

A basketeer is a person who's profession is basket-weaving.

Dale Gribble wanted to become a professional basketeer, but he realized that he was awful at basket-weaving.

Basketeer by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

Basketeering 

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"

Basketeering

Basketeering by Doto004 April 12, 2013