Top Definition
An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.
Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!
by TheBirdManYeah January 03, 2008

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