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1. basket
1. A reference to the outline of the male genital area as viewed through pants/swimsuit/undergarment. See also package. Term often used by gay men in assessing the potential size of a potential suitor.
Gee whillikers, Luke - did you notice the size of Lawrence's basket? Jeff Stryker ain't got nothin on THAT piece o' meat. Come - lets fetch another crantini, and shake our booty to some 80's Europop!
2. basket
An item, into one of which you should not put all your eggs.
Margo: A tisket, a tasket, I lost my yellow basket...
Alice: Did you have all your eggs in it?
Margo: Yes.
Alice: ...Damn.
3. Basket
A code word used to let your friends know that the situation is uncomfortable and you would like to get out of it.
when hanging out with people you dont know so well.
you: basket
your friend: well guys we have somewhere to be and were late so we'll see ya later.
you: thanks man that was sketch
your friend: yeah it was.
4. basket
To conceal a lot of weapons at one time in a container, for example a basket. Taken from the concept of Baby Bonnie Hood from DarkStalkers 3, who carried weapons in her basket.
That girl couldn't hsien-ko all those squirtguns on her hip, so she basketed them instead.
5. basket
A basket- crazy acting or silly. Usually describes somebody who is funny.
for example: that chick's a real basket.
6. basket
a pipe used for smoking marijuana.
"hey man, pack up a basket" "lets go smoke a basket" "pass the basket"
7. basket
An effeminate business manager who likes to share his wod.
RAS rested his basket on the employees' arms.
by Carol Jun 11, 2003 share this add a video