Baidon 

Baidon is the kind of guy that has a missive cock but
he has the kindest heart he is the kind of person that will have a career in the music industry he needs and wants lot of friends and he will have a great relationship with his family

BAIDON is the nicest person

BAIDON is the hottest person

BAIDON has a massive cock 'lol'

Baidon by baids September 6, 2011

basilone 

to pursue with the utmost intensity. In reference to Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone

Roger just basiloned Rebecca. They only met last week and are already engaged.

basilone by n00dler May 10, 2010

Basildon 

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon

A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.

Basildon by Becuase you hate chavs too October 27, 2005

Basildon Smile 

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.

Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile

Basildon Smile by selbatron November 9, 2018

Baidon 

The name Baidon would be the kinda girl that loves all things cute, she would have the sweetest personality. She’d be the most enjoyable to be around and talk to, making everyone feel comfortable.

👤: “hey, I think I’m in love with Baidon.”
me: “she’s my girlfriend lol.”

Baidon by Gh0st01d April 3, 2022

Basildon TC 

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.

Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
Reply

Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..

Basildon TC by chippie244 April 8, 2009

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

Basildon Colon by Reefknot January 27, 2020