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basic ass bitch 

a bitch that thinks basic thoughts, basic ideas, or just leads a basic ass life- the sva roomates
This basic ass bitch walked into Starbucks wearing pink because it was Wednesday.
basic ass bitch by TheRoomates December 16, 2014

basic ass white girl

brunette with a face familiar enough that you'll swear you know her, but when she tells you her name is Jennifer you'll still call her Jessica; can be found congregating in line for coffee or another throw pillow, typically complaining about her first world problems. Can't do anything for themselves, so be wary of their friendship. And if you date one, be ready for some passive aggressive quotes on social media relaying their real and telling thoughts about your relationship or their current mood.
Guy: Look at Stephanie over there, coming in late with her venti iced coffee
Girl: Her name is Tiffany
Guy: Psh, What a basic ass white girl

Basic Ass White Bitch 

A white Plain Jane so basic, average, and ordinary that is only considered attractive through racist Asian beauty standards just because she is white, has blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. These Nordic, Scandinavian, or Eastern European features erases all her plainness in Asian society as her one-way ticket to the ultimate White-Privilege in Asia.

These Basic Ass White Bitches are fetishized and worshiped in Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea.

You'll see them in tons of Asian advertisements and music videos so the same Asians will blow money for their cheap-ass products, since Asian businesses can't afford to hire attractive non-white models or actresses for their marketing.

Sometimes Asians will walk up to these Basic Ass White Bitches to take a photo with them like they're some sort of celebrity from Hollywood.
"Oh that white girl is so beautiful with her blonde hair, blue eyes, and light skin. She should be a super model here in Japan doing car commercials."

"Oh I want to plant an Asian baby in that sexy white girl." (Laughs)

"I think I saw her star in a K-Pop or Visual Kei music video before as the role of the love interest? Such a gorgeous white girl, she must be famous where she's from!"

"Ooh that gum advertisement is using a white golden-hair goddess as their marketing strategy! I think I'll buy some even if I don't like gum, but what the hell?! A white goddess was chewing some, so I'll buy some anyways!"

"AH HELL NAH?! What the hell is wrong with you blind Asian-Nazi Mofos? That is one Basic Ass White Bitch ya tripping balls over?! She ain't no freaking Helen of Troy?!"

"Dude the last time I traveled to Tokyo, I saw nothing but advertisements with these Basic Ass White Bitches everywhere even at Hostess clubs? I felt more like I was in Nazi-Germany than Japan?"

basic ass mom friend 

They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....

Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend
basic ass mom friend by Sarahpaige October 26, 2017

basic-ass music fan 

A music fan who is a rapper or musician but has no right to call themselves a rapper or musician.
My boi made a diss track aimed at a basic-ass music fan who threatened to expose him on social media

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026