A site with a examples of people making complete asses of themselves on IRC or while instant messaging.
"I have man bitches"
"Dude, that's going in bash.org."
A database of IRC/Instant Messenger quotes. Other quote databases exist, but none are as popular. Criticized for the sheer amount of crappy quotes. Also criticized for the constantly large amount of pending quotes.
As of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.
How to get into the Bash.org quote database, as told by a quote inside the database itself:
<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.
n. - a database containing user submitted quotes (often humorous) from IRC
conversations, and is publicly accessible through a simple web-based interface.
<IRCer> is bash.org that quote database i've heard so much about?
<Vorondil> You mean the silly fucktards
quotes: #359068, #359085, #359083, #364104, #365627, #366462, #366465, #366465, #369809, #371081, #371335, #375885, #375887, #376619, #376473, #382661, #382677, #382681, #384139, #386314, #393896, #394091,
#394097, and #394760?
<IRCer> yeah. them.
n. Also known as "QDB" or "Quote Database," this is a very popular site listing quotes from IRC
conversations. Often the humor stems from someone making a typo
, such as "Peking Dick FTW
...wait, I mean Peking Duck!" Bash.org is also the site partially responsible for making such 'Net users as bloodninja
into Internet celebrities
, due to their hilarious trolling
efforts. Best read late at night with friends, after consuming large amounts of alcohol
or other mind-altering substances.
Nutshell_dude: So, I'm drinking Cock
MadManCurie: Oh shit
! That's going on bash.org!
Nutshell_dude: No, wait! I meant Coke! Fuck you.