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Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
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bassticles 

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls
"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"
bassticles by The Lender November 25, 2007
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Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
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basstard 

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.
"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"
basstard by Darren C July 21, 2008

babestation manager 

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Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."
A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."
babestation manager by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

basset hound

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my basset hound stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed in the face...
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Joshua Bassett 

the Best adjective to use when describing Joshua Bassett.

No adjectives compares so Joshua Bassett now has his own adjective
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