| 1. | Lacrosse | ||
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A game played on a field that is 110 yards long and 60 yards wide. While in play there are 10 players on the field at a time (20 if you include the opposing team). The players are divided into four groups the Mid-Fielders, the Attack, the Defense, and the Goalie. The Mid-Fielders are players that can go on either side of the field and play both defense and offense and there stick can be between the length of 40 inches and 42 inches. The Attack are three players that stay on the opposing teams side of the field and have the same sized stick as the Mid-fielders. The Defenders stay on one side of the field and defend their goal their stick can be between the length of 52 and 72 inches long. Lacrosse can be played in almost any weather conditions except if it is thundering and lightning. Lacrosse is for the athletically able, to play lacrosse you need to be fast, strong, smart, quick thinking, and you need to have stamina and a lot of it. you also need to be able to take a hit and they continue to play. Lacrosse is amazing and can Kick baseball's ass any day. Lacrosse can be played in the rain, snow, sleet, hail, basically any weather condition (but not thunder and Lightning)
But a baseball game is canceled if it starts to drizzle out also baseball games are so boring that half way through the game there is time for you to awake your self up from your after noon nap. Baseball sucks ass |
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| 2. | baseball | ||
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The hardest sport ever created. For all you pansys that say its for unathletic people need to take a look around. I'd like to see your ass hit a 90 mph ball that you have no fucking clue if its going to curve or cut or slide or just come straight. It's proven to be one of the hardest things to do in sports to hit a baseball.. you can fail 70% of the time and still be great. You have to actually use your brain in the sport of baseball rather than football, basketball, soccer, etc. where you just run with a fucking ball and put it in goal, hell in football you run 100 yards into a big ass open rectangle then kick it into a giant ass rectangle in the air... impressive? Pete: Dude, Baseball sucks.. It's for unathletic people that are boring.
Carl: You're an idiot... *smacks the shit out of pete* |
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| 3. | Baseball | ||
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The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass. *Person 1 talking to someone else*
Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day! Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy! Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then? Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag. Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours. Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked. |
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| 4. | lacrosse | ||
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best sport ever
if ur good u can get into any college u want even if you are partially retarded since no one plays it should be the national passtime cause it was invented by native ameruicans who were here first....and its not gay all the people saying it's gay obiviously play baseball or have no athletic ability/ cant run for their lives the uk lacrosse IS gay...what about the uk isnt?.... but WE DONT LIVE IN THE UK stupid kid: lacrosse is so gay cause its played by lebiens in the uk so im gonna go home and sit on my fat ass like a good little american
nomal kid: u are the stupidest fattest thing i have ever seen and if u played lacrosse u could drop 60 lb in a week go to a D-1 school and possibly have a girlfriend..... |
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| 5. | lacrosse | ||
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best sport ever
if ur good u can get into any college u want even if you are partially retarded since no one plays it should be the national passtime cause it was invented by native ameruicans who were here first....and its not gay all the people saying it's gay obiviously play baseball or have no athletic ability/ cant run for their lives the uk lacrosse IS gay...what about the uk isnt?.... but WE DONT LIVE IN THE UK stupid kid: lacrosse is so gay cause its played by lebiens in the uk so im gonna go home and sit on my fat ass like a good little american
nomal kid: u are the stupidest fattest thing i have ever seen and if u played lacrosse u could drop 60 lb in a week go to a D-1 school and possibly have a girlfriend..... |
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| 6. | baseball | ||
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Okay, I am just responding to that really long definition about the kid who said that baseball was an "unathletic" sport. If you would do some god-damn research you would realize that baseball is a very athletic sport. First of all, hitting a ball going 90 miles per hour with a 3 inch wide bat takes athleticism and hand-eye-coordination. And to hit a homerun u need to hit the ball 300-400 ft, now don't tell me that hitting a ball going 80-100 mph for 300-400 ft doesn't take athleticism. In Basketball all you need to do is dribble the ball, which u learn when ur 5, and then throw the (big) ball and the (big) hoop. And if you are tall all you need to do is stand in front of a guy and put ur hands up and block the shot. And did u know that Micheal Jordan SUCKED ASS when he came to play baseball. so what u said about anyone being able to play is bullshit. And what about soccer? All you need to do is kick a ball, into a net. For baseball, it takes lots of athletic ability to throw a ball 90-100 mph, and make it drop, curve, cut, etc. So before u get alll mad at baseball, do some research about it....PS--last time I checked, in Football, when you are on offense or defense, you are sitting for longer then you are during baseball. And baseball is a 162 game season, and they only have 18 off days. 162 games in 180 days! now that takes stamina, skill, athleticism, determination, which is why baseball is the best sport ever! more...
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| 7. | yankees | ||
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The worst team in the history of the MLB.
The most overrated team that sucks ass the team that people who know nothing of baseball chose to be their favorite team Baseball fan: "Hey, did you see the Yankees game last nite?"
Dumbass: "oh yeah....the're my favorite team! (who the hell are the yankees)" |
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