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302. Grand Theft Auto Side Effects...
The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day.

1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)

2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.

3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.

4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.

5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"

6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"

7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.

8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.

9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.

10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...

11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
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303. Go high and right.
To get upset or angry. To fly into a rage. To get pissed off.

Origin: To go high and right like a foul ball. In baseball a foul ball often flies high and to the right across the first base line into foul territory after being hit wrong by the batter.
When Linda sees the way the meeting minutes are worded she's going to go high and right.

It is easy to make Chuck go high and right before he's had his morning coffee.

Adolf Hitler frequently would go high and right when presented with bad news from the front.
304. Blow Bag
An individual who is always clueless.
Ricky is on third base. The ball has been hit. Ricky staring off into space doesn't realize and the team yells run home. He looks around and starts running to his house. Craig looks at Ryan and says, "He is such a Blow Bag."
305. Capoeira
Capoeira is a combination of dance, ritual, and martial arts that developed out of the Portugese trade of African slaves to Brazil during the 16th century. Capoeira was illegal in Brazil until the 1930's. The ritual game begins with two players squatting in a circle, or roda, of spectators. The players rest at the feet of a single-stringed instrument, or berimbau, and one player sings a commencement song. The other player can sing in response or remain silent to allow the first player to sing the announcement that the game has started. The musician at the berimbau then picks up the song as the players move to the center of the circle. The lead berimbauist is the Mestre, or master of the capoeira game. The roda chants, sings, and drums under the direction of the Mestre. The players and the Mestre carry on a dialogue during the game; the music sets the tempo for the tricks that a player can use. A player may also improvise his movements according to the musical commentary the Mestre gives to his performance. The Mestre in turn may play music that reflects the players' attitudes, reactions and strategies.
The goal of the game, or jogo, is to catch the opponent off-guard using guile, technique and gymnastics. Players can fake each other out using rapid kicks, cartwheels, handstands, leg sweeps, flips, jabs, dodges, and turns. The base movement, and the one most often used by beginners, is a side-to-side motion in a semi-crouched stance called ginga. Unlike most martial arts, strikes are admired most when there is no physical contact. A player gains the most applause when the other player has been skillfully baited into a vulnerable, off-balance position, but has not actually fallen or been hit. Although there is no point system, and no official winners or losers, players can be disqualified for falling into a seated position or, in some forms of capoeira, using their hands to strike. Some speculate that the lack of hand use in capoeira harkens back to an ancient Kongo saying: "hands are to build, feet are to destroy." Modern martial artists have two main choices for capoeira techniques and philosophy. Angolan capoeira is the more traditional form, with slow, dance-like steps while Regional capoeira relies much more on high-energy acrobatics. Capoeira today is truly a global phenomenon with schools teaching Angolan, Regional and dozens of fusion styles in major cities all over the world.
306. baseball
1. a game in which you have a batter a pichter and an umpire, the point is to hit the ball in order to make it to at least 1st base or go for the gold in a homerun. as for scoring a point for each team mate runs across the home plate at which you first were up to bat.

2. The best game ever played for pothead and frequent smokers alike. the way you play is you take x amount of hits or drags and pass it to the next person and not exhaling until you get the blunt/joint back to you. the object of the game is to see who can hold there breath the longest. (Note: this game needs 2+ players)
example 1: GUY 1: dude are you gonna go to baseball practice?

Guy 2. idk bro, i heard coach is being a douche today.

example 2: smoker 1: ayyy you down to play baseball even though its only the 2 of us?

smoker 2: fasho man. start with 2 hits.
307. Starport
Starport is a massively multiplayer game meaning you play with and compete against many other players from around the world. Your life in the Starport universe will be filled with the excitement of battling other space captains for control of the galaxy, joining up with allies to run giant multigalactic corporations, and colonizing or invading vast new worlds to expand your empire. Crusader of justice or villainous space pirate? The choice is yours!

BEST GAME EVER! Amazing game with a small player base and okay graphics. Everyone's mature and pretty intelligent. The games mixes the use of intelligence, skills, and people skills. The course of the game is decided by the players as they form corporations and declare war against each other. Your reputation and status in the community is not based on anything but skill and who likes you, Therefore, even when you start, you can be awesome!

The game is built around colonies, which you must build and defend. This skill takes smarts and awhile a hone.

The second skill needed is invading. Being able to maneuver your ship past many obstacles and hit the biodome is no easy task. Teamwork is used to accomplish it.

Fighting has lost its charm ever since mods were integrated, but it's still very evident in the new server Blitzkrieg, in which 2+ teams will battle over 1-3 colonies for 20 minutes. Tons of fighting and invading occurs and it is the most rapid paced game out there.

This game is maintained by one person called
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308. Starport: Galactic Empires
Starport is a massively multiplayer game meaning you play with and compete against many other players from around the world. Your life in the Starport universe will be filled with the excitement of battling other space captains for control of the galaxy, joining up with allies to run giant multigalactic corporations, and colonizing or invading vast new worlds to expand your empire. Crusader of justice or villainous space pirate? The choice is yours!

BEST GAME EVER! Amazing game with a small player base and okay graphics. Everyone's mature and pretty intelligent. The games mixes the use of intelligence, skills, and people skills. The course of the game is decided by the players as they form corporations and declare war against each other. Your reputation and status in the community is not based on anything but skill and who likes you, Therefore, even when you start, you can be awesome!

The game is built around colonies, which you must build and defend. This skill takes smarts and awhile a hone.

The second skill needed is invading. Being able to maneuver your ship past many obstacles and hit the biodome is no easy task. Teamwork is used to accomplish it.

Fighting has lost its charm ever since mods were integrated, but it's still very evident in the new server Blitzkrieg, in which 2+ teams will battle over 1-3 colonies for 20 minutes. Tons of fighting and invading occurs and it is the most rapid paced game out there.

This game is maintained by one person called
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