a very poor species that lives in chazy and has a stench that goes from chazy to florida
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Hey look at that barto over there ridin his tractor...must be looking for some bottles
Someone who puts drinks on someone elses tab, unbeknownst to the person responsible for the tab payment.
To Bartos: Verb
To put drinks on other peoples tabs (generally friends) without their knowledge. The act of being cheap and untrustworthy in a bar situation.
Origin: Youngstown, Ohio.
Bartender: Heres your tab
You: $200! I only bought 6 drinks!
Bartender: Your friend that just left was putting the drinks on your tab.
You: He just bartosed the shit out of me...
The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.
Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.
Barto is a subspecies of student native to Orange County. In its natural habitat, the Barto has been observed to be: "quite the looker" and "a creature with excellent taste in flannel linen." However, this creature's taste in clothing and interests has often made it repugnant to females of other subspecies. No female bartos have ever been sighted in the wild.
You're as crazy as a barto!