Skip to main content

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet
hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet
bartleskeet by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

battletech 

Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.
"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."
battletech by bigjimdx September 16, 2005

mountain bartle skeet 

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew
Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.
mountain bartle skeet by msvxt November 14, 2017

Mountain Bartle Skeet 

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists
hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

Bartle Doo 

A phrase used by Mumbles.
Could possibly be a greeting or an expression of agreement or surprise.
Mumbles: " Bartle doo"

Anonymous person: "Bartle doo?"

Mumbles: "Bartle doo!"
Bartle Doo by Erroneousapostrophe October 17, 2008