bartleby 

A Bartleby is a person who is hired for a job, shows up to work every day, but refuses to actually do the job. From the short story "Bartleby, the Scrivener, a Story of Wall Street" by Herman Mellville.

That new salesman turned out to be a Bartleby, he hasn't made a sales call in the 3 months since he started.

bartleby by Morningwood Cottage July 2, 2016

Bartley Green School 

Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement

Thats schools like bartley green school: shit

Bartley Green School by TheFinesser December 27, 2018

Adam Bartley 

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

Adam Bartley by Grimace0 March 14, 2017

Bartley 

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.

1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)

Bartley by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022

Laura Bartley

Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.

“Jack what do you think off Laura Bartley”
“Top grafter”

Laura Bartley by Seth creswells smegma April 29, 2021

Bartleyed 

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends

Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends

Bartleyed by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008

Bartley Secondary School 

Bartley Secondary School is a Singapore based neighbourhood school with no vaping signs everywhere in the school.

The students in the school causes tons of nuisance for the public, bullying people inside the school and the staff doesn't do shit to help the students.

Counsellers in the school claimed to keep whatever things you tell them confidential, but they tell the year head what u told them immediately after u leaves.

This school is also filled with students with high egos, claiming they know everything till technology comes into the question (oh my god). You can challenge them to any tech competition and you get a free comedy show without even paying 🤣

Overall, join this school if you're into bullying people, vaping, hanging out with gangsters or you have a high ego even ChatGPT crashes when u ask a question

Bartley Secondary School is filled with students that loves to vape, cause nusiance to the public and bullying people.

Bartley Secondary School by Why is there shit like this July 26, 2023