bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet

hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet

bartleskeet by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

bartesque

An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).

Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.

bartesque by jimmybone D June 24, 2011

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

Jed Bartles by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009

Barthez 

A bald cunt.

Taken from the famous bald French goalkeeper Fabien Barthez, who is a cunt.

I went down on this chick and much to my surprise she was sporting a Barthez!

Barthez by grvlpts August 7, 2008

Barthelemy 

A gorgeous french boy who has developed an enormous amount of taste in several subject, women, art, food... all of these subjects are mastered by a Barthelemy.

Oh, look a Barthelemy, let's ask some advices!

Barthelemy by h.l.h February 5, 2010

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

Jed Bartles by Call me Edward Cullen February 21, 2009

barthelemy 

a french, attractive man who has a queue of nice-looking parisians

ooh look mommy- a barthelemy

barthelemy by QWE January 16, 2008