telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.
when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.
by johnny February 20, 2004
When you burp and fart at the same time.
I was drinking a Coca Cola and I barted. It was awesome. True story.
by Bartmaster January 20, 2012
When a baby farts and burps at the same time.
"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."
by Israel Martinez September 19, 2008
v., past tense; made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart
I barted on the test and blew it.
by K. Doyle February 18, 2003