Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English
"You thick barstool"
by Smithsta February 09, 2004
12 more definitions
A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).
I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!
by Hattiesturd September 04, 2009
A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.
You complete and utter barstool.
by Jamie April 03, 2004
A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.
Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003
a less offensive way of saying BASTARD.
"You fucking bar stool"
by btuk December 27, 2007
hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking
the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.
by lightonpixels September 13, 2007
the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.
Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V October 07, 2006