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Bearsharktopus 

The organic lovechild of a 3-way between a Bear, a Shark and an Octopus. Has all the awesome traits of each animal in one crossbreeding superior being.
"My coworker quit smoking and she's acting like a Bearsharktopus today!"

bearsharkocalypse 

The inevitable war between bears and sharks that will bring upon the apocolypse.
As is said in the great Bear/ Shark truce. One to the land, one to the sea, lest the world be engulfed in a never ending Bearsharkocalypse.

bar shark 

a pushy guy who tries to pick up on every woman in a bar whether they're with someone or not.
"Oh jeez...bar shark on your left - don't look at him. Just pretend he's not even there if he starts talking."
bar shark by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009
On August 15, 1807 Jeremiah Debussy discover the "Bear Shark" in the Arctic Ocean. The "Bear Shark" has head of an American Black bear. Has the body of a Whale Shark. For extremities it has 4 bear like legs with the back having a frog like motif. The paws are of a bear and webbed. It is an amphibious mammal. The scientific term for this animal is "Ursus typus"
The Bearshark stands 7.5 feet tall. Weights nearly half a ton. Is gray and brown in color. Encounters have caused several Arctic explorations to come to a bloody end due to vast destruction of personnel and pack animals.
Bearshark by Tcheung October 31, 2008
A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.
Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.
barshart by G Richard M November 8, 2019

barbhark 

A barbhark is someone who is awesome and cool in every way possible.
Ximena you are so barbhark!!
barbhark by TemTem September 19, 2009