Double-Barrled Shaboingboing 

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing by maylloyd November 24, 2023

Cracker-Barreled 

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

Cracker-Barreled by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled 

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.

me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

getting barreled by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.

yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son

dick-barreled by john mouseguy March 28, 2011

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

double-barreled-ass-blaster by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

Getting Barreled 

Going into a Cracker Barrel and consuming as much fried chicken as possible before going into the bathroom and opening the gasket in the back to explosive diarrhea.

Getting Barreled is a fun weekend activity to do with friends.

Getting Barreled by bigg dicc February 3, 2021