When you know you got a hell-a-cious loud fart, and your wife is in the bed reading or watching Grey's Anantomy, you run twoards the bed and go into a barrel roll, when you fixing to complete the roll you spread you legs like an eagle and your ass lands directly on her face, then you unload while singing Thurder Rolls by Garth Brooks. You can replace the Thunder Rolls with Lighting Crashes by Live if you'd like.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pwned Sally last night with a Thunder Roll
Guy 2: What grade are you in now?
|30.||All Range Mode|
All range mode is where you paint flight numbers on the sides of your legs, put on a pilots helmet, get a huge boner, and go streaking in a crowded area steering your body with your overjoyed unit. If you sense trouble, do a barrel roll.
Also known to bee called All Wang mode...or All Range Chode, for some.
Did you see Orville last night? He went all range mode at the bears game.... almost went down, got out with a barrel roll.
Why go unprepared when you can go All Range Mode?
|31.||Do a barrel roll|
A command spoken by Peppy Hare in Star Fox 64.
An expression for what seems to be the solution to almost every impossible situation (in other words, a way of saying there is no solution.)
Okay, so... You're in a dark room, no lights, no escape, and 3 rabid werewolves on the loose. How do you get out of THAT?" "Do a barrel roll!
A chicken that has come out of its egg and done a Barrel Roll not a Aileron Roll or bad Cartwheel
Gosadnerson:Hez that chicken is epic its done a BARREL ROLL!!!!"
Dogsanderson:No thats called a Chicken Roll"
|33.||Do a Barrel Roll|
The command to make the Google search page to rotate 360 degrees on it's own.
"types "do a barrel roll" in google search"
"pages rotates on it's own"
"user going o_o"
|34.||do a barrel roll|
A defensive maneuver you can get Google to do for you by searching for "do a barrel roll" without quotes.
An homage to Starfox 64.
Mike: "Hmmm... Let me type 'do a barrel roll' into google"
waits a second
Mike: "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!1111"
Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.
Do a barrel rolo!