Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.

*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”

Barock Obama by Ratzlap December 15, 2019

Barocked 

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.

Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."

Barocked by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

Barock 

A guy who can enjoy a nice set of tits, but prefers a great ass. Big boobs, small ass < Small tits, big ass

"That guy is such a barock"

Barock by A guy with great experience October 30, 2020

Barock Snowbama 

A more recent slur for cocaine, used more commonly among Obama supporters. The name refers to both crack and powder cocaine, so it can be a vague and confusing term. Abbreviated to Snowbama to refer more specifically to powder.

Guy 1: Yo let's do push ups!

Guy 2: Why you so hyper hummi?

Guy 1: I just snorted some Barock Snowbama up in dis peace!

Barock Snowbama by Getnpoon May 2, 2014

Barock Obama

a no good hack that only ran for president because he new he would win due to the fact that he is black and democrat. if you voted for him you have been a major tool. have a fun 4 years.

Mike: hey ted, you hear about Barock Obama's new health care reform.

Ted: no, what about it.

Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.

Ted: yayyyy.

Barock Obama by the end of the end November 29, 2010

brockdorff 

A mystical and sexual creature looking for different positions to try out with other soul-mates.
Typically obsessed with '69' and likes to tease other persons of the opposite sex.

When I grow up I want to become a brockdorff.

brockdorff by redbagy16 May 29, 2016

Barockompatibility

When speaking about this art movement with one (or several) people, somebody says that the mental picture he/she/it has associated with the word "barock" is a black chandelier, and somebody says "Me too !".

So, these two people are barockompatible

In a classroom dealing with art.

A : "- B, what is your mental picture of barock ?"

B : "- A black chandelier."

F, thinking and surprised : " - Me too !"

That was an example of barockompatibility.

Barockompatibility by Sethdetable July 1, 2011