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The barnyard fuck is where you sneak into a farm/barn and rape all the animals in the ass with some apparatus. For Example: Broom handle, cucumber, baseball bat, knife, etc. Don't ever do this.
Hey Seth let's go to my dad's ranch and have a barnyard fuck ... Our chickens are ovulating.
by Tony Lucianno September 23, 2006