Barney is the purple and green dinosaur that kids love.
It lies to kids about what life really is, telling them that if you sing it will all be okay, when, in reality, your dad is swearing all day because of work and your mom just got pregnant with the neighbors baby (just an example of real life).

Also, the kids show no individual personality, showing everyday kids that when you are older you should steal someone else's identity because its fun being like everyone else.
Barney is also calculated to be satan.
So next time you want something related to Barney, think twice before watch satan in act.
I have no examples, just the truth about barney.
by Gracie 1234567890 November 18, 2013
A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.
Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?)
Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.)
Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.
by ihatebarney August 02, 2011
The state of being in deep mentally agitation : being in trouble of the direst kind.

Expression used by the British character "Basher" (Don Cheadle) in the popular 2001 movie Ocean's Eleven.

BASHER: Guys, we're in barney.
**the guys look blank**
BASHER: Barney rubble - trouble!! *followed by an exasperated look*
by rook.y October 30, 2007
Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.
Stinkin' barneys are at it again, hacking our bases. I hate those spammers.
by Pac July 02, 2004
Person lacking in physical attractiveness
"Ug look at Jay , he is SUCH a barney"
by Jedi March 21, 2003
a noob,derp or clumpnugget
guy 1: what a day
barney:i love u u love me we a big happy faimy
guy1: shut up you homosexual noob
by derpdog April 28, 2012
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