CBG stands for Creepy Bald Guy. He is polish and actually called Simon, and works as a cook, although he sometimes cleans courtyards with a power hose. It is widely believed that he is the sex-slave of Maureen and that they work together in ta'er farming. It is possible to have hysterics when you imagine him doing any job, no matter how ordinary they might seem on other people. He is also believed to be the female singer on "He said He Loved Me" by Reverand and the Makers. He can possess people, and plays accordion for Maureen's barndancing.
Person 1: "LOL imagine the CBG being a bank manager!!"
Person 2: "OMFG that's hilarious!" *has hysterics*
Person 1: "Noo we don't want to play frisbee"
Person 2: "Yeah, we wanna write"
Person 1: "But frisbee's more fun though..."
Person 2: "Wtf?! You said you hated frisbee!!"
Person 1: "...I do..."
Everyone: "OMG the CBG possessed you!"