Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.

Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010

Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

braided ass pubes 

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Braided 

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

Braided by DNB215 April 21, 2011

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

barmaid syndrome by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

bartarded beinge 

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

bartarded beinge by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.

Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.

barmaiden by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019