Barklay Hotrod 

When one sticks a curling iron in another person's butthole and then plugs it in, and then observe how long the person can stand it before it is too hot.

Man I'm bored, let's see who can take a barklay hotrod the longest!

Barklay Hotrod by Dr. Jerry Masters September 1, 2020

barkay 

pronounced - bark-Ay

the term "barkay" can be used at the end of an argument, signifying that you dont care about the topic anymore.

Also used as a sarcastic retort to somebody who is annoying you.

1.
"...so if you shot me in the head, i would still have the strength to break your neck....blah......"

"barkay, just STFU"

2.
"(babbling on about some inane subject)"

"barkay, i dont care now f**k off"

barkay by aLLow nD TingZz May 16, 2010

Barclay McGain

A choad that grows only in the presence of other choads in a vain attempt to be the biggest choad in the room. Derived from Barclays bank

I thaught he was just a choad but when they all got together for a circle jerk it turns out he was the Barclay McGain, the biggest choad of them all!

Barclay McGain by Strayanmale January 12, 2020

Barkley 

The best dog name ever.

"Barkley shit on the floor yesterday, but I can't stay mad at him."

Barkley by Samson, smartypants! July 28, 2012

gnarls barkley 

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

Beef Barkley by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

Charles Barkley 

Another ball sack move, squeezing ones testicle til it shines like Charles Barleys bald head

As Johnny walked around the corner their was Jimmie flashing him his charles barkley

Charles Barkley by jordanwhatson June 28, 2011