barkbag Share definition Flag A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason. If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops! barkbag by Tuftskins May 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the barkbag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch