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noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.
Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?
by Phil Krundel February 02, 2007
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A female bark better known as a "queef". A female bark is a rare bodily function caused by a pocket of air forming inside of the vagina when it is constantly pounded by the wrath of a man stick and is then released upon removal of the respected scholars penasia
Example: "bro I was fucking this slam pig missionary and she fuckin barked when I pulled out"
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To break wind, to fart. Also used as a noun, i.e. flatulence.
It's embarrassing to bark in an elevator.
by zjo123 December 12, 2006
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what a dog says when you say no
I said noooooooo, and the dog said "BARK"
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Tobacco type like product/s rolled in some type of paper for the pure purpose of smoking.
You smoked all my barks,Man!
by Brett Sheargold May 26, 2006
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To vomit, to throw up, to puke. When your digestive system works in reverse.
by Kel-C February 16, 2005
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by Willow July 01, 2004
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