A female bark better known as a "queef". A female bark is a rare bodily function caused by a pocket of air forming inside of the vagina when it is constantly pounded by the wrath of a man stick and is then released upon removal of the respected scholars penasia
Example: "bro I was fucking this slam pig missionary and she fuckin barked when I pulled out"
by Thy bons February 17, 2014
noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.
Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?
by Phil Krundel February 02, 2007