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1. barista
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Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
by KOAMex May 16, 2005 share this
2. barista
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1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")
It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.
by Mary Oct 21, 2003 share this
3. Barista
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A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.
"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."
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by KMill22 Oct 7, 2008 share this
4. barista
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A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)
The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.
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by sabertooth May 15, 2006 share this
5. barista
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Snobby fuck who makes coffee.
That damn barista started yelling at me for ordering my coffee 'to-go'.
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by D-Ren May 2, 2006 share this
6. barista
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A coffeehouse chain from India, which started in 1997. Has over 100 outlets. This would be the Indian equivalent to Starbucks. It gets the same uber-cool status in India, that Starbucks has across the world.
Lets go to Barista for a coffee.
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by VAb May 13, 2007 share this
7. barista
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Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.
Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."
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by James May 25, 2007 share this
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