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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
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bargument 

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.
We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.
bargument by GrantG July 7, 2007

Bargument 

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.
"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."
Bargument by lionwins January 3, 2009

Brargument 

a "bro" - "argument" usually involving alcohol
Killian: "Dude WTF? Where are the fucking coals? You said you were going to get them. Are you fucking serious?"
Trevor: "No you said that you got em"
Andrew: "Guys, enough with this brargument"
Brargument by manup October 26, 2009

Political arguments 

A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
Political arguments by Person80 February 26, 2017

blargument 

Its the term for when two or more people have an argument
via blogging.
guy: "hey man i hated your blog"
guy2: "fuck you i saw that stupid blog reply"
guy: "you stupid fuck, we are having a blargument"
blargument by *rainbow* December 9, 2008

Burgumentum 

A word used by his 4 supporters when Doug Burgum gets 1% of the vote in the 2024 republican primary
Clown 1 : Doug Burgum got 0.69% in Iowa. Burgumentum baby!

Clown 2 : Bruh.
Burgumentum by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023