Queen Bargles 

Generally used to reference fat, sloppy, whorish cock-gobbling schoolteachers who may or may not have penises. Usually, they come equipped with back boobs.

Ms. Lashin is Queen Bargles.

Queen Bargles by Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD October 20, 2007

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet

hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet

bartleskeet by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

Barsless 

An adjective to describe someone who lacks bars.

Man, that kid Jack is so barsless.
Right? Everything he says is a miss.

Barsless by heatahman69 October 13, 2021

Bargle 

Similar to the iconic breggle, bargle is another word that you can use in any circumstance. Best used for when you want to take a break from saying breggle.

Jose: my fish died yesterday :(
Krish: bargle that sucks

Bargle by mobsterlobster5 February 20, 2021

Blarglesnoffle 

It directly translates to "I don't know what to say"

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"

Blarglesnoffle by blarglesnoffle May 19, 2018

The Bangles

Pop rock band of the 80s, one of the few that actually played their instruments. Among other songs, they played Walk like an Egyptian, Hazy Shade of Winter and Eternal Flame.

J-pop? Dude, you're probably way too young to remember the Bangles.

The Bangles by CoyoteJoe April 18, 2006

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

Jed Bartles by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009