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8. bargle
verb (intrans.)
1. A portmanteau of the words 'ball' and 'gargle' meaning to gargle someone's balls.

noun
1. an act or instance or the sound of bargling : an unzip and bargle of sweaty nuts.
2. bargler : one who is in the act of bargling.

verb
A general act of fucking something up : The job was completely bargled when that retard took over.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from French gargouiller ‘gurgle, bubble,’ from gargouille ‘throat’ (see gargoyle ) and Middle English : from Old Norse bҩllr, of Germanic origin.
When I am in need of a good bargle, Jason's the first one I call - and he always satisfies.
1. bargle
(v). to vomit; the act of puking
Scott bargled all night long and had to lie naked on the bathroom floor to cool off.
2. Bargle
A word that means your mind is complete nonsense or is full of confusing thoughts that don't make sense when said out loud.
Usually used by someone under the influence of a substance.
"Bargle.."
"Man, you must be high haha."
3. bargle
To use a smartphone to resolve the factual matter of a subject under debate while out at a bar with friends. From "bar" and "google" via "bargain".

If bargling shows you are wrong, you have been iPwned.
Barney: "England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"

Wade: "Pitt the Elder!"

Lenny: "Hold on, let me bargle for who had the more salutary effect on British foreign policy and domestic weal."
4. Bargle
To Bargle: To place one's face and/or Penile genetalia into the crack of a very large, yet not obese or fat, buttox, and proceed to move your face around and say, "Bargle Bargle Bargley Barglez"
Jordan: dude, what would you do if Kim Kardashian just took her pants off in front of you right now? like, what would you do?

Me: Well, I'd start off by giving her a good Bargling. After I Bargle her, i would Barglez her again just for TeH LuLz.
5. bargle
Simply, It's what barglers do.
Man, did you see old Mr. Lynn bargle that tootsie pop?
by Michelle Burnette Jun 16, 2003 add a video
6. bargle
when you wiggle your fingers in someone's armpit
Marge was freaked out with Jimmy gave her a bargle. Shes has a fear of fingers in armpits
by Gavin Jackson Apr 22, 2003 add a video
7. bargle
(v.) person who enjoys a good time;a person who contradicts
hallam bargled at axel when he showed him his new duct tape aparell.
by axel knutson Oct 5, 2003 add a video
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