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bare-faced lie 

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.
Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

shit faced baked 

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)
i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

Bare Face 

No Make Up ; Completely Nakedness
Girl you got a bare face today.

let me see your bare face.
Bare Face by Her1 January 30, 2019

baked face 

when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.
"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"
baked face by gregizzle May 5, 2006

Baked face 

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.
"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."
Baked face by It's yo mom May 27, 2016

Bare Face pretty 

bare face pretty adjective (WITHOUT MAKEUP)

not wearing any and all makeup (= colored substances used on a woman’s face to improve or change her appearance): She still looks like a teenager since she's bareface pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare face pretty , natural look.
She still looks like a teenager since she's bare face pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare-face pretty , natural look.