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8.
The stupid doll that little girls play with and later grow up to be idiotic teenyboppers.
*10 years old*
Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?

Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!

*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1

Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111

Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?

Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1

Sue:LOLZ!!!11
by TheWiggidy November 01, 2003
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9.
A doll that many women wish they could look like, but is too stupid to realize that Barbie is not real.
Barbie was pissed when she caught Skipper giving a blowjob to Ken. She kicked Skipper's ass, dumped Ken and decided to stay at her best friend, Christie's house.
by Renee May 10, 2003
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10.
Nickname for Dr Elliot Read (Sarah Chalke) in 'Scrubs', meaning she is hot but a bit of an airhead and clumsy as anything.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie.
by Steph F April 18, 2006
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11.
a stupid plastic whore who broke up w/ ken and is now w/ blaine.. a hot australian surfer
Barbie promotes girls to grow up and be whores! She can't even stay with one boyfriend!
by steph March 24, 2005
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12.
A doll that girls about 5 years old like playing with, when they get to about 9 years old they enjoy decapitating barbie or cutting off her limbs, basicaly destroying this. Girls see this as a way of growing up.
When some bimbo girls are about 15 they aspire to have the looks and the figure of Barbie, a plastic doll. Which is really sad indeed.
5 YEAR OLD : Lets go and play barbies, I have the new car and the new house and barbies new friend and EVERYTHING. I love barbies so much! Yey Barbie!
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9-10 YEAR OLD: Do you wanna play 'kill barbie' I call the scissors and the pen knife, you can have the lighter! Woo!
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15 YEAR OLD: Babrie is a lucky girl. i wish i had a her figure shes got such a slim body! I wish i had blonde hair *sighs*.
by QueenOfThePixies March 01, 2006
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13.
The reason for little girls hating the way they look
"Mommy, Why can't I look like Barbie?"
by Dumby August 03, 2007
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14.
some bitch toy whos commercials take up over two thirds of the tv that we watch.
man, i have a good mind to go over to that mofo who created barbie and pop a cap in his ass!
by GrandFunk December 06, 2003
158 77