Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?
Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!
*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1
Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111
Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?
Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie.
When some bimbo girls are about 15 they aspire to have the looks and the figure of Barbie, a plastic doll. Which is really sad indeed.
9-10 YEAR OLD: Do you wanna play 'kill barbie' I call the scissors and the pen knife, you can have the lighter! Woo!
15 YEAR OLD: Babrie is a lucky girl. i wish i had a her figure shes got such a slim body! I wish i had blonde hair *sighs*.