The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.
I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.
by cazort November 12, 2003
Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.
like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.
by NinaHartley March 19, 2017