Barack Obama (noun)- 1.) The 2008 democratic nominee for the presidential election, who will become the first African American president if he wins.
2.) A politician with very little experience who has made his way to the top only through speeches loaded with fluff and words like "change" and "future".

And most importantly...

3.) The man who will win the 2008 election because this country is divided by cowards and idiots. Half the nation will vote for Obama for fear of being called racist and the other half will vote because their dumb enough to buy into his pointless, optimistic speeches.

The first half-white president.

A puppet picked by the Global Elite to fastened the process of globalization. He is on the Council of Foreign Relations which advocates world government throught its think tank. It published Foreign Affairs magazine. He is not the "Radical Ismalist anti-christ" that ignorant right-wingers claim and is definately not the "most radical democrat" that will end the Iraq occupation. He is but another pawn in place to perpetuate the right and left mirage in US domestic politics. His foreign policy is just as aggressive and detrimental as any other puppets.

Ignorant people will vote for him because his empty rhetorical speeches promise change ( while he lives his life by the status quo) that he will never institute. He is an uncle tom in every sense. Any black man voting for him should follow him closely before selling out.

Any white racist who doesn't vote for him, does the right thing for the wrong reason. Race is irrelevant. The poor are inflicted with the plaque of imposed divide and conquer strategy imposed by the extremely wealthy.

Let's keep living in projects and trailer parks and fighting each other while these assholes get stronger, it's ok, your god forgives you, o and he also justifies anything done for evil in his(or her or whatever) name!

An able president who, by not having anything wrong with his credentials, history, or thought process, brought out the worst in republicans. Starting from the moment he was announced as a nominee, all the way through his presidency, the republican party has pulled every dirty trick in the book, and, as you can see here on UD, they have resorted to the lowest of low: incomprehensible, vague and nonconstructive comments, mostly using the world liberal, as if it meant something other than "live and let live," as well as socialism as if we didn't already have socialized libraries, police/fire departments, schools, and post offices. He destroyed their party, and now they are licking their wounds while lashing out at anyone who tries to help. They SHOULD be soul-searching and re-evaluating their methods, or they will never be a formidable opponent to us democrats ever again, and will continue to provide Comedy Central and the rest of comedians around the globe something to make fun of. For now, collectively, they appear to be calling themselves anarchists (who still want religion imposed on their government), who will move to Canada to escape potential socialism, which is hilarious.

A disappointing, inefficient leader elected in a wave of blind anti-incumbent sentiment.

The 1st black president. He was elected based on a concept of changing the political nature of the US government. However, since being elected, he has shown no change whatsoever from the way that things have always been. In actuality, his public comments have been strikingly similar to those of George W. Bush.

The chocolate Jimmy Carter.

barack Hussein oBAMa was born in Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa, Kenya, Africa (ONLY CERTIFIED Copy of oBAMa's birth Certificate), with Hospital Embossed Seal (Raised), Sworn Affidavits! Certificate #32018, stamped Administrators name: Helton Maganga, Biometric Identification, with Witness's names (to include his Grandmother, the Ambassador, other Officials of Kenya, and his close relatives living in Kenya)! oBAMa has more than two FAKE birth Certificates from Hawaii provided by his Half Sister Maya Soetoro and others, a White mother (Ann Dunham) from Wichita, Kansas and a Black father (Barack Hussein Obama, Sr.) MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.? When Obama was 6 years old, the family moved to Indonesia, where his Step-Father Lolo Soetoro introduced his stepson to Islam and adopted oBAMa and had oBAMa's name changed to Barry Soetoro (to date NO other document have surfaced to show Barry Soetoro's name being changed back to Barack Hussein Obama). Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Wahabi (Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world), Jakarta. Spent two years in a Catholic school, listed Religion was Muslim. Indonesia law prevents conversion of religion and must be documented in the school records as to what the attending persons religion is!