Monkey Bar Sex 

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking

Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses

Monkey Bar Sex by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019

Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

Monkey bar ankles by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

monkey bar 

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

monkey bar by lizz612 December 22, 2005

Monkey bar 

Slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.

here comes world cup superstar Tom 'monkey bar' knight

Monkey bar by Buzz the monkey January 14, 2011

Bar Mitzvah Monkey 

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.

"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."

Bar Mitzvah Monkey by Renholder October 18, 2011

Monkey Bar 

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

Monkey Bar by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

The Monkey Bar 

For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.

Becca and I were at the playground last night, and we totally did the Monkey Bar

The Monkey Bar by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010