Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles
Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)